Crazy crazy problem who can figure this out

Both of my blinkers and windshield wipers work fine during the day as long as my headlights are off. However once my headlights are turned on my wipers will only work on 2 different speeds and my left blinker won't work. The wipers do whatever they want every time I hit a bump in the road they come on and since the windshield isn't wet they squeak (very very annoying). Whenever I have my parking lights on the right blinker works fine and the left works fine for a few seconds then picks up the pace as if a bulb is out. All my bulbs and fuses are fine. I don't think it could be the flasher since the blinkers work when the headlights are off. I've pulled my circuit board to the wiper motor and its fine also. What is the problem here?