Lol, that is funny. It sounds like the BCM has gone bad which you will need to get programmed into the truck which should cost about $130.00 if you have your own BCM here is the location of the unit. I would remove the unit and check the connectors for corrosion from moisture which will cause the issue.
Check out the diagrams (below). Let us know what happens and please upload pictures or videos of the problem.
Sunday, July 29th, 2018 AT 1:37 PM