This sounds like a dead battery. What happens when the voltage is really low, is the vehicle acts like it is possessed. The gauges will jump erratically and it makes a real odd clicking noise. I have never heard it described like a tape coming out of a deck but that is very accurate.
Get a jump start and then retest everything after the battery is recharged or replaced.
Let me know if you still have issues after that but we need to get the battery addressed first and then retest everything.
Monday, May 6th, 2019 AT 5:13 PM