Was your car previously water damaged or burned? Sounds like you have major electrical problems.
Maybe you have some wires that are worn and they are touching and almost 'shorting out'? I don't know anything about electrical. (*Please DISCONNECT THE NEGATIVE TERMINAL if you want to go crawling around looking for worn wires*)
All I can suggest is find a small town mechanic and see if he won't trouble shoot with you. Most of the times they don't charge you if they don't do anything. And other times it is only a small charge of around 20$. Another suggestion is to pick up the Haynes or Chilton book on it. (Haynes being the better of the two- I ThInK-- but Chilton should be good if you are just a mechanic when you have to be.)
Sorry man, good luck with it.
Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 AT 7:55 PM