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Tiny
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Hey guys, I was wondering, if someone was to get caught having fun with themselves in their vehicle, could they be arrested for car jacking! Lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

just some humor to keep us going
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Thursday, February 15th, 2007 AT 12:33 AM

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Tiny
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Bro. You got way too much time on your hands. Or hand as the case may be LOL :shock: :shock:
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Thursday, February 15th, 2007 AT 1:01 AM
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That reminds me, why did the lumber truck stop in the middle of the road?
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Thursday, February 15th, 2007 AT 10:58 PM
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Why?
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Thursday, February 15th, 2007 AT 11:03 PM
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To let the lumberjack off.....silly!

Jack's right ...you have too much time on your hands...


https://www.2carpros.com/forum/automotive_pictures/30961_laughinghorse_2.jpg

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Thursday, February 15th, 2007 AT 11:10 PM
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Lmao! Good one dude

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Friday, February 16th, 2007 AT 12:33 AM
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>
>

> DEMOCRATIC
> You have two cows.
> Your neighbor has none.
> You feel guilty for being successful.
> Barbra Streisand sings for you.
>
>
>
> REPUBLICAN
> You have two cows.
> Your neighbor has none.
> So?
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>
>
> SOCIALIST
> You have two cows.
> T he government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
> You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.
>
>
>
> COMMUNIST
> You have two cows.
> T he government seizes both and provides you with milk.
> You wait in line for hours to get it.
> It is expensive and sour.
>
>
>
> CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
> You have two cows.
> You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
>
>
>
> BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
> You have two cows.
> Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the
> other, and then pours the milk down the drain.
>
>
>
> AMERICAN CORPORATION
> You have two cows.
> You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
> You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised
> when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you
> have downsized and are reducing expenses.
> Your stock goes up.
>
>
>
> FRENCH CORPORATION
> You have two cows.
> You go on strike because you want three cows.
> You go to lunch and drink wine.
> Life is good.
>
>
>
> JAPANESE CORPORATION
> You have two cows.
> You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and
produce
> twenty times the milk.
> T hey learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
> Most are at the top of their class at cow school.
>
>
>
> GERMAN CORPORATION
> You have two cows.
> You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent
> quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
> Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.
>
>
>
> ITALIAN CORPORATION
> You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
> While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
> You break for lunch.
> Life is good.
>
>
>
> RUSSIAN CORPORATION
> You have two cows.
> You have some vodka.
> You count them and learn you have five cows.
> You have some more vodka.
> You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
> The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.
>
>
>
> TALIBAN CORPORATION
> You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two.
> You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts.
> You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to
milk
> production but use the money to buy weapons.
>
>
>
> IRAQI CORPORATION
> You have two cows.
> T hey go into hiding.
> T hey send radio tapes of their mooing.
>
>
>
> POLISH CORPORATION
> You have two bulls.
> Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.
>
>
>
> BELGIAN CORPORATION
> You have one cow.
> T he cow is schizophrenic.
> Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish.
> T he Flemish cow won't share with the French cow.
> T he French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk.
> The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
> The cow dies happy.
>
>
>
> FLORIDA CORPORATION
> You have a black cow and a brown cow.
> Everyone votes for the best looking one.
> Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote
for
> the black one.
> Some people vote for both.
> Some people vote for neither.
> Some people can't figure out how to vote at all.
> Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is
the
> best-looking cow.
>
>
>
> CALIFORNIA CORPORATION
> You have millions of cows.
> T hey make real California cheese.
> Only five speak English.
> Most are illegals.
> Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.
>
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Friday, February 16th, 2007 AT 12:06 PM
Tiny
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That is great ! Really nailed it
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Friday, February 16th, 2007 AT 2:05 PM

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