Went to start car this AM

Went to start car this AM. Dooris wouldnt unlock via remote. Tried the secind remote, same problem. Manually unlocked car and when turned on ignition. No sound, even no clicking (started sound) whatsoever. In fact no lights inside, display NOTHING is on. Tried to jump start car. Alarm goes off. Indicates that there was SOME battery remianing. Then I noticed that ALL the guages (heat, ododmeter etc) are stuck midway!

This is very strange. Any suggestions?

Juzer