MAYBE DIS?

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HOPE IT'S AS SIMPLE FOR YOU AS IT USUALLY IS FOR OTHERS ONCE YOU GIVE THEM THE DRILL SERGEANT TREATMENT....I SEE THIS WAY TOO OFTEN

THE MEDIC

Answered by CJ MEDEVAC (expert)
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Thanks much...I found the problem.....it was a loose wire close to the starter that I wouldn't have found if it wasn't for your (spit in your face drill sergeant treatment) that I ultimately needed. You saved me a ton of $ from having an auto repair garage diagnose the problem......thanks again.....fcandelaria

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DON'T FEEL "SINGLED OUT"

I'M WORKING PART TIME AT ADVANCE AUTO TILL I CAN FIND ME A PROPER PLUMBING TECHNICIAN BOSS. IT'S REALLY HARD TO FIND A PROPER BOSS THESE DAYS. I MAY HAVE TO START MY OWN BUSINESS, I CAN DO THE WORK VERY WELL, THE "BUSINESS END OF IT IS WHAT SCARES ME!

I SEE THE CONNECTION THING QUITE OFTEN. I SCOLD THE CUSTOMERS IN A JOKEINGLY STERN MANNER ALSO.

I STARTED TAKING MY CAMERA AFTER SEEING WHAT APPEARED TO BE A PILE OF "ROADRUNNER BIRD SEED" (PLACED THERE BY WILE E. COYOTE). ACTUALLY IT WAS A "HERSEY'S KISS LOOKIN'" PILE OF GREEN POWDER ON TOP OF THE POSITIVE TERMINAL OF THE MAN'S BATTERY......IT APPEARED TO HAVE A RED "CANNON FUSE" GOING INTO IT, AS YOU COULD NOT SEE THE TERMINAL OR CLAMP AT ALL !

SINCE I STARTED TAKIN' THE CAMERA, I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO FIND ANOTHER ONE LIKE IT TO TAKE A PIC!

THE MAN GOT MAD!......HE INSISTED THAT HE HAD CLEANED HIS CONNECTIONS!!!.......DUH!!!

I RECKON THE REST OF HIS VEHICLE LACKED MAINTENANCE ALSO

HERE'S SOME MORE CJ MEDEVAC USELESS INFO!

http://www.2carpros.com/questions/2007-ford-taurus-tune-up

I'M GLAD I'M STUCK IN THE 80'S ON BACK.....TO MUCH CRAP ON 'EM ANYMORE! I STILL HAVE TO KEEP UP TO DATE WITH THE WIFEY'S RIG ('03 FORD ESCAPE) MY JEEPS ARE SIMPLE MACHINES.

YESTERDAY I GOT A FEW GOOD PICS OF THIS ONE----'05 NISSAN "MY AIR DOESN'T SEEM TO BLOW RIGHT, MY CAR HAS THIS....STINK!"

CABIN FILTER......I DID LOOK IN "MITCHELL I" FOR YOU ALSO---IT SAYS THE INFO IS NOT PROVIDED, YOU MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE ONE IN YOUR RANGER

CHECK THIS STUFF OUT! THIS LADY (ALONG WITH THOUSANDS OF OTHER FOLKS) DIDN'T HAVE A CLUE SHE HAD A CABIN FILTER THAT IS CHANGED ON A TIME SCHEDULE. THIS PARTICULAR ONE IS ACCESSED BEHIND THE GLOVE BOX (INDEX FINGER POINTING AT IT)--OTHERS UNDER THE HOOD

LAST PICS....I AM/WAS A PAID U.S. ARMY AIRBORNE RANGER ('82-'87) I KNOW ALL ABOUT MOTIVATING PEOPLE, EVEN THE "CREAM OF THE CROP" ONES, WHEN CONDITIONS WERE ALMOST UNBEARABLE!....THESE ARE PICS OF MY "MAN CAVE"....COMPLETE WITH "MANNEQUIN RANGER ON PATROL".......THIS MY 2ND AND "BESTUS" WIFE HELPED ME TO ACHIEVE, WITH ALL OF MY STUFF THAT HAS BEEN PACKED UP FOR MAY YEARS.

THIS ALSO SERVES AS THE GUEST BEDROOM.....SEVERAL HAVE WANTED THE MANNEQUIN PATROLLING ELSEWHERE IN THE HOUSE WHILE THEY SLEPT UNDER MY RESERVE CHUTE CANOPY!

THE MEDIC

Answered by CJ MEDEVAC (expert)
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