Greetings from Alabama.
I have a 2000 GMC 5.3L 4x4; same issue. I did find a tiny seep @ water pump about 4 months ago. Fixed that but didnt fix problem. Here's where I am now: there is a gasket on the throttle body. At least one....I am told....looking for another. I too do not have any water in my oil or coolant on my floor. If you resolve anything, please let me know. I can best be reached @
bryant.fontenot@us.army.mil
--Bryant